Beth Is Not Pregnant. 7/13/13. Her Wedding Day.

Here is Beth two hours after she got married. She is drinking champagne. That's because she is not worried about poisoning a fetus with alcohol. She is not pregnant.

This is Beth late into the night after The Rizzaks concert, also on her wedding day. Here she can be described as "Full On Drunk," and possibly even "Somewhat Trashed." She is in rare form, and quite fun in this state. She is in no danger of having a baby with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, because she is in no danger of having a baby.

She is not pregnant.

More exciting updates to come.